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I'm in. The feels too, thinking about my sister's 135 pound Bernese Mountain Dog, transported to the animal hospital for her hip replacement. What a mensch! Here's hoping he gets some of those scallion cream cheese. Bagels for a tip sometimes. I'm also singing "Here he comes to save the day! That means that Don. Monte is on the. Way!"

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Jul 15, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

Don Monte's heart is the only firework NYC needs. Good grief, so many tears for me!

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LISA

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Jul 6, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

If Sherita was to purchase and then ignite one of these firecrackers there is no question that it would be Furious Flamingo.

Wonderful issue per always! xoxoxo

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LOL How did I not make that connection? Thanks William!!

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One of the guys I play tennis with has those sunglasses that clip and fold down onto his glasses. Like a baseball player flipping them down for a pop fly.

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Those used to be a thing! What happened?

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I think the cool kids moved onto fidget spinners. I figure once CVS and Walgreens don't carry your item, only the Dollar Store remains.

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

Anne gets the best quotes!

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Aww thanks Inky!!!

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Loved this one! I saw the headline and my mind went to goofball questions too. But there’s so much heart and goodness in this profile.

As for the fireworks. Wow, I had no idea that industry had so many types of products. They’re illegal here in Los Angeles because, you know, fires, which don’t pair well with dry brush and drought. Not that people follow the law. In fact, the city literally sounds it’s exploding on July 4. I don’t love fireworks or hate them, but for all the joy they bring to some folks, they seem to bring just as much pain to people with ptsd and animals. I dunno.... blowing stuff up always seemed like a weird way to celebrate independence. Grilling and pool parties, on the other hand, is perfect!

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Don't you mean "blowing *shit* up"? The fireworks in my hometown last night almost blew my mind. It was so great. And yeah, a family member and dog back at the house having a hard time of it due to the issues you note.

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I heard a stupid report about Western States with fire risk hiring drone teams to simulate fireworks. I love the show. We have been lucky. Our last two dogs don't care about fireworks. I think growing up in an environment of three loud and boisterous boys made fireworks not a big deal.

In regard to the original comment from Michael, I am always amazed by the YEARLY reports that people in Los Angeles like to shoot their guns STRAIGHT UP in the air as part of a New Years celebration. Who needs punch, herring & shrimp cocktail. You know how this ends of course as it does every year. I guess they are not averse to loud noises and aren't willing to don a helmet.

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Shooting guns in the air to celebrate New Years is stupid, but it’s not unique to LA. Happens anywhere booze and guns mix.

As for the drones, I’m not sure why you think they’re a stupid idea for western states. Fire is a very serious threat to life and property here. Also, I know lots of people who went, and loved it.

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So sorry stupid the wrong word. The report I heard was about a company in Colorado. I'm sure as the batteries improve it will be a good new option. The report said mostly limited to 15 minute shows due to battery life :(

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You’re correct. Blowing shit up!

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

A recent episode of Barry has an app being used to detonate a bomb. There's a funny bit where NoHo Hank accepts the terms and conditions while installing the app, and then a funnier scene where Barry has to call tech support: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzzg3q1YuUE

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Ha watched this...exactly what I was envisioning!

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

Bless this column. Do you know if the ambulance pet vet takes donations for his van? Would be happy to contribute.

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Oh wow that's so sweet Tara! You could certainly drop him an email to see: info@ambuvet.com

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

Thank you for providing those details. I will follow up with him. You just turned me from a free, to a paid subscriber. Thank you for your weekly newsletter.

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Oh wow! That's the best feeling, when a free subscriber goes paid. It means a lot. Thank you Tara!

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Fu nny, this colum n did that for me too!

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Anne -- you ALWAYS come through in the clutch. The last parapraph quoting Don Montes is just wonderful. Thanks for a morning lift.

Your style interview was great also. Here is my favorite thing I thought of while reading it (this is a snippet from the silly satire movie Airplane). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73UfgMoWv8E

I remember growing up in New York State and the limits on fireworks. The cool kids might have a couple cherry bombs. No fun. The same mentality prevails here in MN. If you get close to the WI or ND border, the stores advertise they are selling mortars. Hmmm, shall I buy some sparklers, a fountain or a mortar

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Ha! Watching the clip made me laugh out loud on the Amtrak just now :) yes that's Georgia!

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We were once in Copenhagen on New Year's Eve, and boy, do they ever allow fireworks! It was like World War III... I couldn't believe it. People go ALL OUT.

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Huh I kind of figured it for a red state/blue state thing but there you go!

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Jul 4, 2022Liked by Anne Kadet

Nice story to read on July 4th. We need more stories and people like that. Thanks for sharing.

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Thank you Phil! What I love is not just that there are so many people like, but that they find so many different ways to express it!

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