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“…my NYU roommate who made it her business to sleep with one fellow from all 50 states. (She maintained a pin-cushion map over her bed to document her progress; we spent a lot of time scouring East Village bars looking for dudes from Alaska.)”

Hey, that’s a better reason to sleep with a guy than most. Reminds me of an old, ribald joke that vaudevillian Leonard Barr told at the beginning of the movie "The Sting": “Two women are sitting in a theater watching a movie when one says, ‘This guy next to me has a penis with two heads!’ to which her friend replies. ‘So what?! You seen one, you seen 'em all’ to which the other replies, ‘Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!!’”

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