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Emma Lee's avatar

Thanks for featuring me, Anne!! Also, love the dual passions of a rug cleaning store and a juicery.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Passion is the word here, Emma! Mr. James is a VERY ENTHUSIASTIC man!

Justin Difazzio's avatar

I spent 15 minutes perusing the menu of the diner Emma recommended. Man, that menu is HUGE! It also made me want to eat there really bad. It'll be on my official "New York Trip Bucket List," which doesn't exist and probably won't happen. But a boy can dream!

As for crazy story ideas, I love the idea of interviewers picking the next interviewee. Further, have them tell you who their worst enemy in life is, and then find and interview THAT person.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Wow Justin, your version of the game really takes it to the next level.

And I can tell you from the experience, everything on the menu is fantastic. You can't go wrong!

Justin Difazzio's avatar

I had no doubts!

Emily Groveman's avatar

I love the idea of Cafe Anne matchmaking! People who enjoy your writing are the exact people that I want to hang out with <3

Anne Kadet's avatar

Yay haha me too Emily!

Sallie Krauss's avatar

I just love this story of Mr. James & his magical health food & rug cleaning business! A success story of a Trinidadian immigrant! Perfect Monday morning read after all this very bad political news. Thank you Anne!

Anne Kadet's avatar

So glad you enjoyed, Sallie. Thank you!

Phil Kadet's avatar

Little brothers everywhere love the Court Square Diner!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Too bad our next meetup is at Paris Baguette!

Mark Dolan's avatar

An interview with little brother replete with WITSEC-style voice distortion and occluded face would be a popular episode for the Cafe. I would offer Q1 -- at what age was little brother able to carry the Kirby vacuum up the stairs unaided.

Valentona's avatar

When I was 13 in the late 90s I read my first-ever NYC novel - "Caperucita en Manhattan", a modern retelling of little red riding hood set in (you guessed it) Manhattan, by Spanish author Carmen Martín Gaite. It made me feel, like thousands of people before me felt, that this was a place where anything could happen and everyone was interesting and full of wonder.

Where I'm trying to get at is - there's something about your writing and the way you go about these missions that's making me, an almost 40-something from Spain, feel connected to these stories as if you were re-discovering my childhood neighborhood for me. And that's so cool!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Wow, what a delightful compliment to get, Valentona! Thank you! \

And I tried to find an English translation of the novel—what a great premise. But so far no luck.

Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell's avatar

Now I’m sad I never put you on the case of a mysterious store in my old neighborhood — Kettle and Thread. Sometimes you went in, they were serving coffee, sometimes you went in, they were knitting and told you to leave

Anne Kadet's avatar

That sounds like the best store ever, Hilary! And yes, according to Yelp, it is permanently closed.

Jessica Rath's avatar

Immigrants are the BEST!!! Brent is such an enterprising, creative young man. The best of luck to him. I always love your investigative stories, Anne; maybe you were Sherlock Holmes in a previous life. And congratulations on your latest quarterly results; your CFO deserves a raise, don't you think.

Anne Kadet's avatar

LOL it's true, Jessica, that my CFO/intern really does most of the work around here.

Aaron Jaffe's avatar

It's amazing how you get people to open up! What would you say your hit/miss rate is? One idea for a column is a lookback at some of the folks who weren't so forthcoming!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Aaron, I just spent half a day trying to get storefront psychics to chat with me. Zero luck. They're super secretive.

Another story I've been after for a while, with zero success is a subway "showtime!" troupe. The last one took my card and texted me but then they wanted me to pay them for an interview.

I also strike out with folks who claim they don't speak English. Some, I suspect, just don't want to talk with me!

Dane Benko's avatar

I feel the "Real™" local NYC stores are the ones that sell three non-related things. Down the street from my apartment is a beauty salon that also fixes watches and has art leaning up against the wall outside on the sidewalk selling for $10-25 per poorly done amateurish painting -- which, believe me, one of these days I'm going to buy one because damn it, I support local artists!

The other type of shop I like the most is the one that is too narrow, like the "exercise health and supplement" store around the corner that only, and I mean only, sells giant tubs of protein powders. No other supplements need be stocked!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Dane, I'm with you. Those are both great categories. Some of my favorites are the store in Bay Ridge that sells life insurance and art. And the place in Red Hook that only sells moss.Do you remember the place near Grand Central that only sold umbrellas?

Samm's avatar

Your profiles of New Yorkers are my absolute favorite thing to read in a newsletter.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Thanks Samm! That means a lot. And as you can imagine, they are extremely fun to write.

Amac's avatar

Thanks for writing for us. What about a week where each interviewee chooses the next? I feel like 5 degrees of separation from Mr. James would be very unexpected

Anne Kadet's avatar

OMG that is a terrific idea, Amac! I could do 4-5 mini profiles of each person as I go down the chain, all in one newsletter. Can't wait to try this!

I think it'd be even better if the first person was a random person off the street.

Emily Groveman's avatar

I love this experiment! It's kind of like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon...

Fat Turkey Farm's avatar

Congrats on your growth!! When I grow up I want to be just like you!!!

Love the store front story!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Thanks FTF! I am behind on my farm news! Looking forward to catching up!

aharon levy's avatar

For the readers from outside NYC, please note: most Brooklyn stores offer either dry foam cleaning or fresh juice, and many offer both. But the sign font here is just BIZARRE.

Anne Kadet's avatar

My "friend" speaks the truth, everybody. Forgot to note this in my "story."

Mark Dolan's avatar

citrus is good for removing stains so perhaps buy one get one free

Beth T (BethOfAus)'s avatar

Another brilliant read. (My stock response, but I like you knowing that I came, I read, I enjoyed.) Hugs from afar.

Anne Kadet's avatar

And I love knowing. Thank you Beth!

Sheri's avatar

This reminds me of the Vivi Bubble Tea/ Mobile store on 50th and 5th in Sunset Park

Anne Kadet's avatar

Wow, that's a great one I did not know about, Sheri.

Sheri's avatar

Definitely check it out! I tried attaching the pic but I couldn’t! Its such a interesting spot - the bubble tea is in the phone store!