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Rob Stephenson's avatar

As the parent of two teenagers, there is nothing I enjoy more than creeping them out by dropping some current slang into everyday conversations. Bonus cringe points if I do it in front of their friends. Thanks for all the new ammunition!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Haha happy to help Rob. Wasn't it you who dropped "rizz" into the comments a few weeks ago?

Rob Stephenson's avatar

Oh yeah, I've been warned that I use that one too much though.

and, I just looked up Blumpie.....

Rob Stephenson's avatar

yeah, just paid a hefty Fanum tax on my soul.

Amran Gowani's avatar

I knew blumpkin already because I'm deeply unwell.

Also, to Rob's point: My 8-year-old daughter tried to "roast" me the other day by calling me "sus" and then I said, "Oh yeah, well you got no rizz," and she said, "What's rizz?" and I said, "You don't know?"

Owned by a middle-aged man.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Amran OF COURSE you knew "blumpkin."

I'm proud of you? Maybe?

Keris Fox's avatar

This! I described something as “Tory coded” the other day - didn’t even think that was slang! - and my teen almost threw himself into traffic.

Emily Groveman's avatar

The slang made me feel old typeshit. (Am I doing this right?? Did I eat?) And "junt" sounds like a non-Philly person's jawn.

Also I have two share my two favorite Anne-isms this week:

"The lady talked for a long time, as vegans will do," and "Because it was all about me, I found the report extremely fascinating." *chef's kiss* No notes!

Anne Kadet's avatar

So many people brought up jawn today, Emily! Are all my readers from Philly? It was a totally new term for me, even though Philly is NYC's sixth borough (one of several...)

Emily Groveman's avatar

Haha, all your readers are from Philly OR have a friend from there... And we KNOW they're from Philly because, like vegans, Crossfitters, and the polyamorous, they bring it up A LOT.

maryse's avatar

I have a friend who grew up in Jersey. She says jawn a lot.

Anne Kadet's avatar

South Jersey? I think that part of the state is closer culturally to Philly than NYC.

maryse's avatar

Central actually (is there such a thing?) but she gets around.😜

Renato Zane's avatar

Your interviews are always special. Never judgmental. Great photos, too.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Oh that's great to hear, Renato, thank you. The teens were fun to photograph. The shot of Kenji and Alex is my fave.

David Perlmutter's avatar

This is some fuckass typeshit...

Anne Kadet's avatar

Of all the terms I learned, I think "fuckass" is the only one I could use without feeling like I was trying too hard.

maryse's avatar

Fuckass indeed!

Phoebe Assenza's avatar

These youngs are so clever, I'm glazing them. You cooked on this research, Anne!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Typeshit, Phoebe! Or is that me glazing myself now?

Phoebe Assenza's avatar

Definitely typeshit, goodlooks!

JEBNYC's avatar

Hah, back in 1970's Harlem, we'd have said you were "souping (sp?) yourself up"!

Amran Gowani's avatar

I love, love, love that, for proper journalistic purposes, you wrote "s---" when quoting "shit" but then wrote "fuckass" over and over and over again. I'm in tears.

I'm writing a teenage girl character for my new novel and this slang will come in handy. My paid subscription to this free newsletter is delivering a massive ROI!

Anne Kadet's avatar

LOL

You have no idea how much thought I put into which cuss words to spell out and what to not, and it still makes no sense, Amran. Thank you for pointing this out!

Eden's avatar

Trader Knows sounds so cool! Instant join - hope Ethan gets that munyun 🤑

Anne Kadet's avatar

Yay! Munyun for Ethan!

Dennard Dayle's avatar

It's interesting how new slang gets less intense with repetition. Glazing started out more...ribald than that.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Oh really? I'll have to do a little google search...

Ah!

Dennard Dayle's avatar

It's always the little twists.

B.A. Lampman's avatar

I'm overwhelmed. I think I'll just stick with typeshit.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Lol!

Personally I think I can adopt one new slang term maybe every five years, and its likely five years too late...

B.A. Lampman's avatar

Yes, agreed. Way to make me feel ancient 😅

Equilibrist's avatar

These are fun. “Junt” seems like the Memphis equivalent of the Philly “jawn.”

Anne Kadet's avatar

Interesting! How do you pronounce? Another commenter pointed out it's also similar to "joint."

Equilibrist's avatar

Pronounced like it’s written. Rhymes with yawn. I believe court street grocers has a sandwich called the Jawn!

Anne Kadet's avatar

You're right!

"house-made roast beef, swiss, mozzarella, pecorino romano, csg hoagie spread, red wine vinaigrette, mayo, onions, and romaine on a seeded hero"

Now I am HUNGRY

Emily Groveman's avatar

I came here to say the same thing!

mordy l's avatar

GREAT newsletter as always! Thank you for brightening up my Monday. I received an education and some drama as well.

The most exciting part was this section - "I spotted something scary out of the corner of my eye. "That guy over there is a cop I used to date!” I told Mr. Atwood. “He tried to run me over with his Jeep!"

But I'm sure you will expound on that topic in the future....

Thank you for the newsletter!!!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Thank you Mordy!

Wow, you made me think back and it's been more than twenty years since I was dating Mr. Police Officer and he tried to run me down. My old life was a bit more exciting than my current life, but I am having more fun now. :)

Bailey Richardson's avatar

This is my click bait in the best way!!

Anne Kadet's avatar

Haha happy to hear that Bailey!

Vincent's avatar

I googled it.

Don't.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Haha! People—Vincent speaks from experience! Listen to Vincent!

William F. Edwards's avatar

I like that you went out to record slang, it's the sort of thing that feels like it could easily get lost as history moves on because nobody thought to write it down. And now you've written it down.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Thanks William! I like that it was just a little slice out of time—two hours in one part of town. It'd be fun to do the same thing in, say a small town in the Midwest.

Equilibrist's avatar

Okay, and now I see that there’s a cocktail named for the blumpkin. Just no.

Anne Kadet's avatar

Oh boy...I've got to learn more...

Googling...

Oh, god. That's pretty genius, I have to say...

Amy - The Tonic's avatar

You: “Can you use it in a phrase?”

Sofia: “Like, that's cooked!”

Well, THAT clears things right up 🤣

Anne Kadet's avatar

Right? I enjoyed that as well.